Mugabe’s opponant has handed in his resignation, handing automatic victory to Mugabe.  What a fucking suprise?  I wonder what happened.  Illness?  Stress?  Incompetancy?  Do these sound feesable?  No no, im thinking probably threats, violence and general life threatening ’accidents’ waiting to happen.

Mr Tsvangirai has claimed that there would be no point in continuing because the election would not be fair and just.  So whats the best course of action?  Handing it over to him anyway and admitting defeat without really trying.   Humiliation was apparantly a major factor in the decision which leads me to wonder….”what the fuck did he think was going to happn?”  Lets all sit down and give up without a fight shall we.

Why are we continually allowing that man to remain in power and commit terrible atrocities to its people??  I’m more than aware of the fact the U.N does not have any right to enter a state as all states should be goverened privatly, but what the hell??  Seriously, is it ok to sit back and watch as he flouts every national and international law?

On a totally different note, a judge in New York has told 50 cent he has to hand over any firearms he might be carrying, after his ex gf obtained a restraining order.  Would this not have been better after he’d been shot 30 times or whatever?  His lawyer is quoted as saying: “It’s nothing more than an attempt to rehabilitate his image.” Tee hee, stop singing about bitches, ho’s, guns and bling then.

 

Another note, how can people complain that Jay Z being on the bill for glasto, is the reason for poor ticket sales.  Has this nothing to do with the fact the line up is a little too shite, its too much money and applying for a ticket is treated with more covert opporations than the fucking SAS are used to.  I also believe that radio 1 might be responsible for ruining it a little too.  ‘Hey! We’re live at glastonbury where its…raining…heres Madonna!’  Suck my dick Jo Whiley, you are NOT John Peel.

On a lighter note, Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are doing a documentary programme about their lives.  Wicked…bring on the drugs and baby faces.